My life as a selective mute: part 1

Alright ladies and gentlemen, when I started this blog, I promised myself that I would NOT give any of you any information about myself, for obvious reasons. (Pictured in link, obvious reasons.)  Thats why I don't use my real name, and opt to use the alias "Evans" instead.  If I were to use my real name, then I wouldn't be able to handle all of the insane fangirls that would surely chase after me.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

But that limits the posts that I can do.  I can't talk about all of the amazing things that happen to me.  I couldn't write about The time I fought a shark, or the time that I liberated Atlantis from the evil octopus tyrant.  True story.  But the worst part is, I'm unable to write about my awesomeness in everyday life, and the (considerably less awesome than me, but still pretty awesome) people that I spend my time with.  

And the time I trained under Chuck Norris, but that's another story for another time.

So I've come to a way to work around this.  Starting now, when I get too lazy to write, I'm going to let some other writers d articles in the blog.  That way, I get a break, you can get a more in depth look into people's lives, and the other writers get to write in the blog.  (Seriously, who WOULDN'T want to do that?)  So, if you see an unfamiliar name at the bottom of an article, don't be concerned.  No one has snuck into MOWFTW and tried to commandeer it.  It's just my laziness, as well as my ability to find people who will do my job for me.